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If, An Online Marketer's Internet Addiction Poem, Can You Relate to This?

 

Author: Laurie Meade

IF, An Online Internet Marketing Poem

If before you have turned on the coffee, or got your kids fed, If you are the last one dressed and ready to leave the house, While others in the family get ready, your still moving a mouse.

If you have more friends online, than you do in real life, And hubby refers to you as his cyber wife.

If you cook dinner between web pages and downloads, And your brain is dreaming about java script codes.

If your daughter tells her teacher moms a computeraholic, And you always push, "view source" to see how web pages tic,

If you are still sitting with blood shot eyes in that chair, While the rest of the family is off having fun somewhere,

If the dishes are piled high on the counter and sink, You know you should be doing them, you just got to hit one more link.

If all of the above in life seem too true, Maybe you should rule your computer, instead of letting it rule you!

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This poem was first published on my practice site at Yahoo. I recently updated that website page and discovered it had been viewed over 2 million times in the past 3 years. Amazing, and they say poetry doesn't sell. Subscribe to my ezine below to watch an experiment I am doing with a blog on this subject, as well as learning other methods to earn money working from home.

I was no expert when I started, self taught myself all I know. If I can learn how to do this anyone can. Follow along on my journey with me.

----------side note--------------

By Laurie Meade Copyright 2002-2005 All Rights Reserved.

Author Bio:

Laurie Meade

Laurie Meade is a WAHM. With an AA Degree, Major in Journalism, She writes articles and creates original software both under Self Improvement and Internet Marketing topics. She has 4 years experience promoting with Article Marketing techniques on the Internet. 15 years experience using computers. Self-taught, self-motivated, inspirational and friendly, you won't be disappointed when reading Laurie's articles or using her unique original created software.

Learn how to teach your children the virtue of gratitude by checking out her Daily Gratitude Journal Software. Visit the optin link in this profile to join, Laurie's Latest List of Links, and keep informed on how she makes money online without having going broke while doing so.

Laurie has also grown a Free Content Information Article Directory at Articles411 dot com, from nothing to over 13,000 articles and 3,000 and gotten Google PR rated at 3, in less than 7 months. Her directory site itself is a testimony to Laurie's determination and persistence on her journey to success. She also has a sense of humor, and writes poetry, be sure to read her "If" poem, and her "I'm Sorry," Mother's Day Poem.

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